[CalmInControl]

Originally Posted by Top_Hat

Your request seems very well thought through and considerate. I hope you get a master you deserve and that he allows you to grow in all the right ways. If I had the time to commit to this I would be honoured to guide you, but unfortunately life gets in the way. All the best.

It does have the makings of quite a nice little advertisement. Personally, I liked the attention-to-detail in capitalising You throughout the post. It's also refreshing because You is usually accompanied by lowercase I's which I'm personally not too much a fan of.