1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. Definitely a random person licking, because who doesn't enjoy a tongue on their ass? (sorry to that person though...)
2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Ice cream like a penis, because it combines two things I already love.
3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. Important phone call would be easier to hide and recover from, but just for the record, a hidden bj in such a public setting sounds way more fun.
4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Blowjobs would be way more enjoyable than piss in my opinion, and it'd be fun to picture the cock and the man in your head as you feel around with your tongue.
5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. I really really want to try both. Full mouth at a passport would be easy, because you're not supposed to smile, so I think I'd go for the art gallery so I could hear people critique it (and people are mean, so I'd schedule a good cry after)
6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. Tied naked in front to front, because it would be fun to makeout and potentially talk...just think of the conversation topics!
7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. Be the tongue, because you'd get to "see the world"
8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. I think largest cock in the world, though here's hoping it won't get in the way of daily life!
9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex. Normal date ending with oral has been a goal of mine at times, so definitely that one
10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. Sucking off two a week, because no one wants to spend 40 hours in front of a screen at work (even though I practically already do)
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