300 pts min/One difficult task/3 hrs/equal number of even and odd tasks
1. Get completely naked +10
3. Open your window and curtains (they must stay open for at least 2 hours) +15
9. Rub toothpaste or icyhot over your nipples and clit +10
11. Rub toothpaste or icyhot over your anus +5
27. Rub sandpaper on each ass cheek for 3 minutes as hard as you can (no breaks) +20
25. Put a collar on or tie something tightly around your neck (keep it for the entire dice dare) +10
37. Write 50 times on a piece of paper "I live to serve Bluee. He gives my life purpose" +15
11. Cover the entire seat of any toilet in your house (or neighbour's) with Nutella and lick it all off (swallow like a good girl). You get double points if you do it with the rim too +35
5. Drink 500ml of water +5
14. Watch 5 minutes of your favourite porn without touching yourself +12.5
2. Edge 3 times +10
32. Turn on the TV and press three or two random numbers on the remote so you go on a random channel. No matter what's on, you must masturbate for 3 minutes to it +10
12. Drink another 500ml of water +5
20. Write on three different places on your body "Bluee's whore" with a marker or lipstick +15
2. Tidy your room and bathroom. No walking allowed - only crawling. +25
16. Go to any room in your house that does not have carpet on the floor and lick clean a 15x15cm area. Swallow afterwards +20
42. Fuck your mouth with a bar of soap for 1 minute and then keep it in for another 4 minutes. Duct tape your mouth shut during this time +15
18. Edge 3 times anywhere outside your house (you must be dressed like a slut for this) +25
It was mostly uneventful! It was lovely to be reminded to drink water and clean my room - it wasn't much of a mess, but I did need to hang my coats up. Otherwise, I think soap's been designed to be less foul tasting, because it didn't taste too terrible at all. It just made my tongue rather numb. I only had a whetstone, and apparently it must've been v high grit, since it was terribly smooth, and that must be why sharpening my knife's been so difficult lately. So all in all this was lovely and thoughtful. I haven't drunk water so diligently in a while.
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