Would you rather:
- edge or ruin?
edge for sure! I'm not good at edging but ruins are awful!
- ruin or orgasm?
Orgasm of course! Duh!
- Orgasm or be denied?
Denied..... until I can orgasm! 
- edge twice before bed or once when you wake up?
Once I wake up. I am usually very horny when I wake up and want to touch then.
- ruin an orgasm or stop touching?
Stop touching. Did I say how much I hate ruining?
- edge once every hour or edge twelve times in a row?
Once every hour. I couldn't do 12 in a row
- ruin your next five orgasms or have nine ruined orgasms with a random full orgasm?
What's it with you and ruins!? Lol. Ruin the next 5 because I won't be able to enjoy an orgasm fully when I have ruined so much. Also 5 is less than 9.
- touch yourself or touch someone else?
Touch someone else
- make yourself cum or make someone else cum?
Make someone else cum.
- be denied for a week for a ruin or be denied for a month for a full orgasm?
Denied for a month! That's easy.
- be overstimulated or understimulated?
Overstimulated. I love being horny!
- not be allowed to release or be tortured post-orgasm?
Post-orgasm torture. We experiemented only a little bit with this and I really like the idea
- only be allowed one edge per day or allowed seven edges per week?
One edge per day. Less edging is better since I am bad at them and don't really like them. I like touching and getting myself worked up... but not as far as edging.
- not touch all next month for an orgasm or edge every day next month for five ruins?
Can you guess my answer?
- go every other month for a year of no touch or go six months straight no touch?
Uhhh!!!! This is the hardest one yet. Every other month no touch I guess but I would hate this I'm sure.