Update time I guess. This is so weird.
Thursday night we did the re-roll of the body writing dare (
https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=202591). He really seemed to like me being forced to do this without him having to be the one to pick out the details.
Rolled for 4 words.
“For public use” right above my vagina.
“Fuck me”, and “Use me” written on my butt. One on each side.
“Loser” written on my chest.
TBH having these written on me for 24 hours was a big deal. I kind of felt like a loser whenever I looked down at the words, and I was embarrassed by the ones on my ass. It had me thinking about the words a lot.
Friday went to work etc. Got home.
We decided to go for a walk in a nearby park. He joked about using the coupon to pick my outfit and wear a bathing suit. But didn’t. He did use “shortest skirt and no panties”.
It was so embarrassing. I felt basically naked the whole time. He still had the shit eating grin though.
Got home and he gave me the cook dinner naked coupon. Luckily, I just made pizza, and the body writing was already gone so it was easy. But I still felt strange with his eyes on me.
Saturday. First part of the day was normal. Then the amazon packages arrived.
1st he had me dress up as French maid and “clean the house”.
https://www.amazon.com/Alljoin-Linge.../dp/B078SQV3HQ
This was humiliating. What the fuck is up with the French maid thing anyways lol. The costume barely fit, and even when it did it was basically see through. Worse than being naked almost!
Then he gave me: - Pirate Booty! You can buy me you a small butt plug, and I will wear it until the next time he cums.
And handed me a butt plug. I had heard of them of course, but never actually seen one. Had to good it! After a lot of lube got it in. I wanted it out immediately. Did not realize how crafty this dare was to have me wear it until “he cums”.
Short version, he ended up with a blowjob soon after.
Sunday morning. He asked if I was sure I still wanted to be doing all this. I said that I gave him the coupons for him to have fun and he should use them. He said, okay. Gave me All holes are open and standing by, for 24 hours you may use any or all of my holes at any time in the privacy of our apartment.
BTW - all your “holes” is so fucked up!!!
Then immediately asked if we could do anal. Of course I had to say yes. Anal is mildly uncomfortable for me. But really the problem is that it not at all pleasurable or fun. I can’t even see him. But he loved it which was kinky fun.
Not going to give you a play by play but I was impressed. He got 2 blowjobs that day and then woke me up in the middle of the night for regular sex. Which meant I got to take my panties out of my vagina?
What the hell you might ask. Well… Also on Sunday night I got
Pirate Treasure! Give this to me along with “something” else. I will put it in your pussy until the next time I wake up.
Which he choose panites. I asked him how the hell that would work. He said he found it in porn video. He loves porn. I think it’s gross. He offered to show me, I said no thanks. So I went to bed with panties half inside me. Very dry. Very very odd. Not easy to sleep. But I did!
Monday Morning:
Golden shower time.
I was dreading this, but I knew he would want to do it eventually. I didn’t think it would be in the actual morning though. Guess he thinks about them all night hahaha.
It was so fucking nasty. Gross. Mean. Ugh.
Of course when I asked him what he liked the most of all the coupons so far, he said “The sex ones are fun, but really like the ones where you do things you would not normally like the body writing and the golden shower. It’s all amazing though! The ones where I pick out your cloths or whatever I don’t know what to do, but it’s fun when the dice do the work. ”