[TessaFox]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
In my own underwear, because at least then I could make it sexy. There's nothing sexy about a clown costume.

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
Chance it, because the person above me did so too ^^ Hehe.

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Go to bed fully clothed, driving naked would be dangerous, I'd try to cover up too much :c

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
40 times at home, simply because I don't want to get fired :x

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
Mayonnaise, even though both would hurt.

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
I probably get turned on more than I lie, so I'll say lie.

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Always need permission, because I find that kinky :3

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Hmmm, probably everything I eat turns into a cock shape, because there are so many cock shaped foods already out there.

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Apu, because he at least has some class about him?

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
I'd give out my phone number, just because it seems easier. Then i'd not answer the phone!!

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
10 minutes corner time, because I'd be more likely not to do the crime again.

12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
No to when asked if I am over 18, because there are always other ways to buy alcohol, and I've got no idea of a roller coaster that needs you to be over 18 to go on it.

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Maid, I hate acting or being called dumb.

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
20 cats!, Purrrrrr!!

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
Framed naked picture, would be easier to explain.

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
Christmas present, because 10 people isn't the equivalent of millions of people.