Shit in a condom. Try to squeeze all the air out, and tie it at the open end. Next, roll two dice.
Die 1:
1, 2: Tie a knot 1/4 way down the condom, leaving 3/4 the amount of room for your shit.
3,4: Tie two knots, the first 1/4 way, and the second 1/2 way down the condom, leaving 1/2 the amount of room.
5,6: Tie three knots. 1/4, 1/2, and 3/4 way down the condom, quartering the amount of room.
I've found the best way to do this, is to hold the last knot in one hand and twist the shit-filled part with the other hand, then when you reach your desired area, tie it off.
Now, you are going to put that condom between your legs, put on a pair of supportive underwear like boxer briefs, plastic pants, or full cut women's panties, and then you are going to take a walk or go out somewhere. It does not need to be in a public place, it can be in an empty park, or around the block.
Die 2: Length of time:
1: 15 minutes
2: 30 minutes
3: 1 hour
4: 2 hours
5: 3 hours
6: 4 hours and tie one more knot between the last knot and your shit.
Make sure that condom is right up against your crotch, and hope it doesn't break!
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