[tzzzr]

• Slick and shiny - I will shave everything below my eyebrows and apply lotion to my entire body. I will also sleep naked that night.
• Under the table BJ - I will cook naked that night, after putting your food on the table I will crawl under the table and service your cock keeping you at edge while you eat. Once you are finished I will make you cum in my mouth and will then eat my meal without rinsing off.
• Morning Ride - Give me this coupon the night before and I will sleep naked. The next morning I will wake up before you and get you hard. I will then crawl on and ride you reverse cowgirl before saying a word.
• Still a slut - The next time I wear pants to work I will write "Still a Fucking Slut" on both thighs so I see it when I lower my pants in the bathroom.