1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
one random person lick it clean the sand paper could do some serious damage
2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
1 icecream penis please 
3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
I have started to be more vocal so both are scary but I think phone call at least they can see me squirm
4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
get your free blowjobs here
5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
Yay! and excuse for a tasty treat
6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
oral for one hour because what happens if we need to pee when we are tied for 12 hours
7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
I will be the tongue
8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
hmm this is hard a penis and a vagina I guess because the biggest would be to big and I have had my pp called cute before so I don't want to change it > ~ <
9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
naked because they could be a mean person and i dont want to play with mean people
10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
rating dick pics sounds nice there are some beautiful penises out there