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Originally Posted by Pet_Peter
As a first thing: guys don't have boobs.
So start wearing no bra, but instead wind something tight to very tight around your chest so your boobs get pressed flat against it.
Secondly one of these days you should get your hear cut short.
Third ... stop shaving legs, bleaching hair etc.
Fourth. Only wear pants from now on.
Five. Learn to drink beer, lots of beer.
This is the outside appearance. The inside would be much more difficult.
Follow this as it is at least a start.
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I hope you are joking about the tight bra cuz its dangerous for circulation and breathing and i say it as a med