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Originally Posted by pilik
Full Toilets:
Me and my girlfriend went out drinking last night so have some dodgy stomachs today.... We both feel the urgency to go so rush the the nearest single public toilet. I go first, filling the toilet with soft shit. Tragically the toilet doesn't flush so I leave it and walk out. My girlfriend then repeats this with equal amounts of runny shit, she's a bit more respectful to the next person though so plunges the shit down the toilet before leaving.
You must wait until you're bursting with shit and FILL your mouth with it. Get a random number between 1 - 10. This is how long the shit stays in your mouth, after that you must swallow it all.
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It was posted before I entered, but I thought, I could still do it anway.
I had a huge load and stuffed my toilet mouth with it, while laying on the floor, until it was all full and shit sticking out of it. Only then I took my phone to roll and got 7, so I started the 7 minutes countdown, put the phone away, so I could not see the time and let the smell and taste sink in, while feeling so damn low. After some while I got despreate to hear that alam ring, it seemed like ages. With big relief I swallowed. But because it was so full, some dropped on the floor.
That is where the
cleaning stuff comes to duty, right?
Next time you shit, do it on the floor, transfer it to toilet with your mouth (or hands if you prefer) and scrub the floor clean with your toothbrush.