(Aliens used my account for a beady experiment)
Use:
longest necklace you can find (round beads)
lube (coconut oil?)
Lube up your hole, and shove the closed necklace into your butt,
bead by bead, until you have a little tail where the necklace locks.
Go about your day in the shortest clothes you have (skirt or shorts)
and let your "tail" peek out a little visibly between your legs (hope that
no-one will spot your tail and tug at it when your mind is elsewhere).
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