Nice work with the Cheese Sandwich.
New Coupon...
ShamPOO (v2)
At anytime you can present me with this coupon along with a plate/bowl/pot of your shit. I will immediately stop what i am doing and strip naked and rub all the poop in my hair. I will then finish what ever i was doing naked with your poop in my hair. (You can wash ur hands). Once I have finished i will ask permission for a cold shower. You may refuse permission up to 10 times. After each refusal i must go about my day and wait at least 30 mins before asking for permission again.
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