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SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left? usually right, but I will use the left for a slightly different feel sometimes
2: Slow or fast? I try to keep it slow, but I end up speeding up before the end
4: Toys or none? depends on my mood and what I have available
6: Bed or shower? either? both?

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? Michelle Obama
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus? Miley, since I don't know off hand who Vanessa is
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas? Fuck... tough choice... um... Antonio Banderas

SECTION 3: Fetishes

2: Armpits or nipples? nipples
3: Ice cream or pudding? depends on my mood. right this second, pudding
4: Piercings or tattoos? both
5: Caucasian or Asian? Caucasian.

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex? fetish
3: Furries or rubber? rubber
4: Doctor's office or school? school
5: Animated or live-action? I like them both, but I'll go with live-action for now

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? morning almost always. another at night if I have been sweaty or otherwise need it.
2: Sleep naked or not? whenever possible
4: Wash hair or body first? hair... "top down"
6: Get online right when you get up or later? later

SECTION 6: Oral

3: Condom or bare? bare
4: Lube or not? ick, no
5: Giving or receiving? yes (both)
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? yes (all the above, plus lying down face up or down)

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

6: Electricity or fire? neither, but I'd pick fire if I HAD to