jolteon since i was to late
wear a few girly item (hairclips or panties or such) for today they have to be yellow
crawl on hands and knees when possible
and when you need to go to the bathroom youll have to do it outside (or at least on fours) also youll have to eat out of a bowl and write jolteon on your belly or draw some spikes on yourself
i'll choose Bayleef