1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I don't celebrate Halloween, so I've never worn a costume... Depends on what the rules are here, but if they are naked vs. sleepwear, definitely the sleepwear lol
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Public play is mostly a limit for me, but well, I'd prefer the 2 hour walk considering that I live in the countryside and less people would see me.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Baby, if I had to.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls. I'd feel so unsafe naked around men omg
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd rather wait if that's safe. If it's not, I'd go see a doctor.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
I can't pole dance whatsoever, but if I could, I'd prefer that.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans. Onions also cause me to fart, so that's just a double negative lol.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3. 15 inches would hurt most women, goodness.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup. I'm aware big boobs look good (I'm bi, I definitely know) but the pain of finding bras that fit and support enough is a pain.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Rabbit tail, way less disturbing tbh
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
I mean I don't shave, so the second one is a given anyways lol
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The last text conversation that isn't a groupchat is with my mom... Stranger it is.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
My facebook is pretty much inactive. I live with my family, the kitchen fridge is definitely off limits lmao
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