Wow that's a truly well-written ad, obviously you put a lot of effort into it, kudos to you!
Obviously i'm not here to apply since i' neither sub or male, just wanted to say a big thank you cause i finally learned what these uh, pastries? (
) are called. Was bugging me forever.
Anyway, don't want to waste your time anymore with my blabbering best of luck finding a worthy sub and have a great day.