Painslutjoe- as you are such a ballbusting veteran, you can consider your hits that were not hard enough as "missed' and complete the appropriate spoiler.
We're going to roll some dice today. You'll need a D6 or use random.org.
Roll One: How many?
1- 100
2- 150
3- 200
4- 300
5- 400
6- 500
Roll Two: What are you using?
1- hand in a loose fist
2- fruit or rock in a sock
3- water bottle FULL OF WATER
4- Wooden Spoon
5- Shoe
6- Rubber band- divide number of hits by 10, round up if necessary.
Roll Three: How Hard?
1- Medium
2- Medium/Hard
3- Hard
4- HARD
5- VERY HARD
6- Start light, but each hit must be harder than the last.
Roll Four: Extras
1- Nothing
2- Edge 10 times before and after your hits
3- Do all hits in a row (if this is impossible, add 30 and roll again)
4- Hot sauce on balls
5- Balls tied separately
6- Only hit one ball. Your choice which one.
<PLEASE POST YOUR RESULTS IN THE THREAD>