I want you to make yourself chocolate (shitty!) pancakes.
Make yourself a batch of pancake mix and make a few pancakes. You then need to make sure your scat is the right consistency for spreading, something like chocolate sauce. Shit in a bowl big enough to empty yourself, and piss in a glass. Add piss as needed to get it to a nice saucy consistency.
Then, spread your brown stinky sauce all over those pancakes. Make sure you consume every bit of shit.
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