Male or Female:
Male
1 How old when you first masturbated?
Young, I can't actually remember
2 How did you find out how to masturbate?
Again, can't really remember, it was so long ago.
3 How many times have you masturbated in one day?
I probs got over 5 in one day before, I used do go wild. I've definitely counted before but I can't remember my record
4 Best place you masturbated?
Public toilets, wasn't risky since it was locked but damn the rush, also I really needed it
5 Riskiest place you masturbated?
Hotel rooms with family (usually at opportune moments when nobody is there but still)
6 Have you masturbated with the opposite sex, and how old?
Nope, but would love to
7 Have you masturbated with the same sex, and how old?
Yup, some dude I got with through grinder. Can't recall his age but probs 30s.
8 Best way of getting rid of the evidence?
Cumming into the toilet and flushing most likely. Though my go-to is cumming into toilet paper and flushing that (more convenient, but more evidence to get rid of).
9 Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Aye
10 If so, by who?
Parents
11 Do you watch porn when you masturbate?
Yes and I should probs do so less
12 Do you use lube and/or toys?
I have one toy I use to try and get a prostate orgasm, no luck yet and it's a lot of effort to clean before/after
13 Where have you masturbated?
Various beds, toilets, I think I once did it in the garden at 2am, probs a dare.
14 Have you masturbated to do with a dare?
Yes
15 Have you masturbated while on webcam?
Yes
16 Have you filmed yourself masturbating for someone?
Yes
17 Have you let someone else masturbate you?
Briefly, but they weren't great at it
18 Have you masturbated in a public place, if so where?
Public toilets on holiday once
19 How much do you masturbate per week?
At least 7 times (i.e. daily)
20 Are you masturbating now?
Right now I'm typing 
but yes