Played tis one today. Here's the results:
Him: hello
Me: HI
Him: how's it going
Me: OK
Me: I have off work today
Him: me too
Him: so you want to play some T or D with me
Me: Sure
Me: Truth or Dare?
Him: do you have a cam
Me: Nope
Him: I do
Me: Do you?
Him: yes
Him: so I can do my dares on cam if you want
Me: Are you at home?
Him: yes
Me: Are you alone?
Him: yes
Me: Do you have a deck of cards?
Him: yes
Me: Go get it, then turn your cam on
Him: ok
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Me: Shuffle the cards
Him: ok
Him: shuffled
Me: Please look at the dare:
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=15460
Me: Put the deck face-down on your bed
Me: Where I can see it
Him: ok
Me: draw the top card and show it to me
Him: ok
Me: K of D?
Him: yes
Him: that is pie my face, but I don't have any pie
Me: got any pie?
Him: no
Him: sorry
Me: ok-next card
Him: want me to draw again
Him: ok
Him: A of clubs
Me: got a razor?
Him: yes
Me: which part of your body will you shave?
Him: do you want to pick or shall I
Him: do I do it on cam
Him: I am not shaving my head, fyi
Me: you pick
Him: do I need to shave on cam
Him: or just show you on cam that I did it
Me: on cam
Him: cause the cam won't reach the bathroom, where I'd need to shave
Him: can I just go shave and then come back and show you that I did it
Me: ok
Him: ok. I will shave my chest
Him: BRB
Him: ok
Him: all done
Me: nice
Him: thanks
Me: Can I do the next card?
Him: sure
Me: I know you can't see me, but you are having all the fun!
Him: ok
Him: np
Him: so you pick the card and I do the dare
Him: is that how it works
Me: No - we'll take turns doing dares, but you pick all the cards
Him: ok
Me: If it's not appropriate (like the pie dare) we'll skip it
Him: works for me
Me: My turn
Him: ok
Me: 9 of clubs?
Him: yes
Me: Hmmmm
Me: may be tough for me to "get hard"
Him: ok
Him: I'll pick again
Me: 4 of hearts
Him: yes
Me: ok - I'm getting dressed
Him: ok
Me: your turn
Me: 6 of H
Him: yep
Me: Do as it says
Him: strip naked and put a sock over my dick
Him: right
Me: go ahead
Me: (this should be good)
Him: before I do that, can I ask how old you are or at least if you are 18 or over
Me: I'm 30
Me: How old are you?
Him: 33
Him: so we are good then
Him: ok. here I go
Me: well done
Me: my turn
Him: thanks
Me: yw
Me: 4 of D
Him: yep
Me: Done
Me: Your turn
Him: ok
Me: 10 of S
Me: 20 Jumping Jacks
Me: get to it
Me: Leave the sock on
Him: ok
Him: sorry
Him: it fell off
Me: I saw
Me: my turn
Him: k
Me: K of S
Him: yes
Me: what should i use?
Him: start spanking
Him: whatever you have handy
Me: My hand?
Him: ok
Me: What should I spank?
Him: your ass
Me: ok
Me: ouchies
Me: done
Me: 10 on one cheek, 10 on the other, then 10 on the first
Me: you go
Him: ok
Me: 6 of S
Him: yep
Me: do them on the bed, so i can see them
Him: ok. sock on or off
Me: on, of course
Him: ok
Me: good job
Me: you are getting a workout!
Him: yes
Him: your turn
Me: my turn
Me: A of H
Him: guess you are getting naked
Me: ok - i am now naked
Him: ok
Me: (not even a sock...)
Me: your turn
Him: a sock on your dick would be difficult since you don't have a dick
Him: ok my turn
Me: agreed
Me: 9 of H?
Him: not wearing any pants
Me: draw again
Him: ok
Me: J of C?
Me: I have to draw twice I guess
Him: ok
Me: draw 2 cards for me, show them both
Me: lower
Me: not on cam
Him: ok. I have 2 cards
Me: show them to me
Me: lower
Me: hold them in front of cam
Me: 4 of C & 3 of H
Him: yes
Me: What 2 pieces of clothing?
Him: what did you take off to start with
Me: shorts, shirt, sweater, panties, socks, bra
Him: put your 2 socks on
Me: ok
Me: that counts as two things?
Him: yes
Me: Do I really have to pick my nose, naked in socks?
Him: you can do a penalty dare if you don't want to pick your nose
Me: I'll do it
Me: OK - there was not much in there
Him: ok
Me: your turn
Him: ok
Me: 5 of C
Him: yep
Me: got a permanent marker?
Me: (just kidding)
Him: I do
Him: why
Him: what did you have in mind
Him: I am not doing the swirly
Him: so tell me what you had in mind with the marker
Me: never mind - I read "6" of clubs by mistake
Me: draw again
Him: you can give me a penalty dare for not doing the swwirly
Me: OK
Him: can be anything you want
Me: take the sock off, then tie your keyboard cord around yourself
Him: I am using a cordless keyboard, but let me see if I have a corded one
Me: ok
Him: yeah. I do
Him: how's that
Me: nice
Me: leave it there until you have to get rid of it for a dare
Me: my turn
Him: ok
Him: your turn
Me: 9 of S
Him: yes
Me: ok - one sec
Me: Was silly, but sort of a turn-on
Him: ok
Me: you go
Me: 6 of C
Me: I remember that one
Me: Still have that pen?
Him: I never gt it. but I am not doing that in permanent marker. I'll use a washable marker or write it somewhere else other than my forehead in permanent marker
Me: Use a non-permanent pen
Me: but write it on your forehead, "SEX TOY"
Him: ok
Him: brb
Him: I can't write on my forehead since I have to use a mirror and it will be backwards. How about if I just use a permanent marker and color my dick or something or you can give me a penalty dare
Me: Write it. You can do it. I have faith in you
Me: If the "S" is backwards, I'll understand
Him: no I tried. give me something else please
Me: ok
Me: write "SEX" down one leg in BIG letters. Write "TOY" on the other thigh.
Me: In permanent marker
Him: ok
Me: each letter should be about 8 inches big
Me: Well done, "SEX TOY"
Me: my turn
Him: ok
Me: 10 of H
Him: I'll draw again
Me: Not wearing one
Me: yes
Me: K of H
Him: drawing again
Me: 10 of D
Him: 8
Me: 8
Me: ok
Me: I sorta like these "JOKER"'s
Him: yes
Me: I have one get-out-of-jail-free
Him: yep
Him: my turn then
Me: 5 of S
Me: You get a Joker!
Him: I get to dress and try to wash off this sex toy
Me: if you want to
Him: or, I can just leave it on, stay naked and use it as a joker, right
Me: ok
Him: ok
Him: I'll do that
Me: my turn
Him: you have already seen me naked so what's the point of getting dressed
Him: ok
Me: J of D
Me: J of S
Him: spades
Him: good luck on that
Me: Can I try and suck a different part of my body?
Him: sure
Me: what part?
Him: nipples
Me: lemme try...
Him: k
Him: do you have big breasts
Me: I suppose so
Him: what size
Me: I can get my tongue to the nipple, but not suck on it
Me: 38C
Him: ok
Him: that's fine
Me: u go
Him: my turn then
Me: 2 of S
Him: can't do that. not wearing any underwear
Me: draw again
Him: k
Me: 7 of S
Him: I am already naked
Me: then just redress
Him: ok
Him: your turn
Me: 7 of C
Him: y
Him: guess I'll draw again
Me: ok
Me: 5 of D
Him: y
Me: Got Fruit?
Him: that one is yours
Me: oh yeah
Me: let me go to my kitchen
Me: brb
Him: k
Me: ok- I'm back
Me: I have a banana
Him: ok
Me: I'm peeling it
Him: ok
Me: Can I squeeze it over the trash can? It may be messy
Him: i should make you squeeze it over your naked body
Him: but yes, you can do it over the trashcan
Me: ok -
Me: broke it in half
Me: squeezing first half over my chest
Him: ok
Me: it's sticky & cold
Him:
Me: squeezing other half over my "area"
Him: ok
Me: using my left hand to sqez
Me: I'm now covered in banana juice
Me: i hope you're happy
Him:
Him: yep
Me: you go
Him: ok
Me: 3 of C
Him: thats a free round for me
Me: I go
Him: ok
Me: 6 of D
Him: y
Him: got any PB
Me: brb - going back to kitchen
Him: k
Him: can we alter this dare slightly? instead of smearing it on your face, how about on your breasts and your "area"
Me: i'm back
Me: I have peanut butter all over my face, and banana all over my body
Him: ok
Me: at least my feet are cozy & warm, in my socks
Him: wish I could see it
Me: you go
Him: ok
Me: 3 of S
Him: guess I am getting naked again
Me: yup
Me: OK - I go
Him: your turn
Me: K of C
Him: hope you like anal
Me: not really
Him: you can use your joker
Me: maybe i will
Me: what do i have to put up my ass?
Him: whatever you want
Me: Is a peanut-butter covered finger ok?
Him: sure
Me: how long do i have to leave it there?
Him: a min
Me: ok - i'll do it. I want to save my joker.
Him: ok
Me: index finger of left hand in in. it is coated with pb
Him: ok
Me: feels slippery and sorta cold
Him:
Him: I bet
Me: is turning me on though\
Him: me too
Him: wish I could see it
Me: me too
Him: you need to get a cam
Me: i need to get a cam
Me: lol
Him:
Him: they aren't expensive. I paid $30 for mine at Target
Me: i pulled my finger out
Him: get one for our next game, I dare you
Me: i am gross right now
Him: I wish I could see
Me: your turn
Him: ok. my turn
Me: 2 of D
Him: you get to pick any dare out of the diamonds category
Him: but I'll expand it to say that you can pick from any category, if you want
Me: i dare you to smear peanut butter all over _your_ face.
Him: or, I'll even let you pick one that's not on there
Me: then we'll both be in th pbface club
Him: I don't have any pb. sorry
Me: got any fruit?
Him: just an apple
Him: and it's not soft
Me: put shaving cream in your hair then
Him: ok
Me: i see it
Me: my turn
Me: 10 of D
Me: brb - getting shaving cream
Him: ok
Me: ok - i am officially a 'mess' now
Me: you go
Him: damn. I really want to see it
Him: ok
Me: q of s
Him: guess I am masturbating
Him: unless you don't want me to
Me: ill time you
Me: on your mark
Me: get set
Him: ok
Me: go
Me: mmmmmmmmm
Me: is that what i think it is?
Him: yes
Him: sorry
Me: you still had about 40 seconds to go
Him: i know
Him: sorry
Me: as a punishment, you have to rub it in your hair
Him: I did
Him: your turn
Me: 2 of c
Him: now you get to masturbate
Me: any preference as to how i do it?
Him: your choice
Me: i am sitting on my bed\
Him: ok
Me: here goes nothing
Him:
Him: let's make this the last one for today. I have some things that I have to get done, get a shower and wash my hair is not 1st on the list
Him:
Me: ok - almost came
Me: I used my right hand on my clit, while sliding a creamy finger into myself
Him: MMMMM
Him: wish I could have watched
Me: you are going to leave me hanging?
Him: sorry
Him: I have to
Him: you can finish up if you want
Me: give me a drae to do tonight
Him: hmmm
Him: don't wear a bra or paties for the rest of the day
Him: and get a webcam for our next game
Me: ok
Me: be good
Him: when can we play again?
Him: I enjoyed this
Me: next time im off of work
Me: look for me online
Him: which is when?
Me: i never know when
Him: ok
Me: bye
Him: be good.
Him: TTYL