Hmmm, maybe I can dust off some of mine
You will write a full report on completed ones won't you? Let's start simple....
Golden Shower Time: Upon receipt of this coupon I will immediately strip naked and kneel in the bathtub with my eyes closed and mouth open. You may piss in my mouth and anywhere else you desire.
I will remain in the shower for five minutes enjoying the smell and feeling of your piss on my naked body before cleaning up.