[*]How often do you brush your teeth?
- every day on a daily basis. That's like every day!
[*]Do you floss or use toothpicks?
- I use toothpicks to eat little bloks of cheese or salami.
[*]How white (or non-white) are your teeth?
-They're close to white-ish.
[*]Do you brush your tongue?
- What?
[*]Do you (sometimes) have bad breath?
- I suppose (sometimes).
[*]Do you (sometimes) inadvertently drool? When and where?
- Eeeeehm, no.
[*]How often do you shower/bath?
- shower, once a day. That's like the teeth brushing thingy!
[*]Do you shower after exercising or any type of physical activity?
- Yes. Especially after physical activity or activities such as exercising, which is a physical activity afterall.
[*]How often do you wash your hair?
- Daily, it happens in the shower you see...which is a daily thing.
[*]How often do you wash your face?
- Ehm...in the shower...like daily?
[*]How often do you wash your hands?
- Multiple times a day, such as during the showering. But also outside the shower. I'd say approximately between this and that many times. So 6 to 8.
[*]How often do you wash your feet?
- it's less than the handwashing. One time during the showering.
[*]Do you wash between your toes?
- I wash between many things, that includes toes.
[*]Guys, how well do you clean your penis? Do you pull back and clean the crevice behind the head?
- Sure why not. It's the hygienic thing to do.
[*]Girls, how well do you clean your vagina? Do you push aside your labia to clean around your clitoris?
N/a
[*]How well do you wash your butt crack and asshole?
- Pretty well. Since I'm under the shower...small effort...yeah.
[*]How often do you get pimples? How do you deal with them?
-There's no way of dealing with them, they're half-wits.
[*]Do you ever fart in public? Where and among whom?
- It happens i suppose. Among none, if possible.
[*]Do you ever pick your nose in public? Where and among whom?
-Nah. Ohw wait, i do! (sometimes)
[*]How often do you clean your ears?
- regularly.
[*]Do you wipe your ass with toilet paper? Or do you use water?
- toilet paper. The garden hose can't reach the toilet.
[*]Do you always wash your hands after peeing?
- i allways pee before washing my hands. Wait...
I mean yes.
[*]Do you always wash your hands after pooping?
- Yes, that's the most sane thing to do!
[*]Do you always wash your hands before preparing dinner?
- Yes! It's a life-saving move.
[*]Do you always wash your hands before eating dinner?
- Yes! Another healthy move to quickly kill off some bacteria.
[*]How often do you trim/clip your fingernails?
- As often as necessary and certainly if necessary.
[*]How often do you trim/clip your toenails?
- I'd say similar to the fingernails
[*]Do you ever have dirt under your
fingernails?
- I ever have sometimes rarely. What?
[*]Do you ever have dirt under your toenails?
- Nah
[*]How often do you find visible marks of dirtiness in your underwear?
- Rarely
[*]Do you put on clean underwear every day?
-Yes as clean as a whistle
[*]Do you put on clean socks every day?
Certainly
[*]How often and how much do you sweat? When?
After...physical activity such as exercising...every other day.
[*]Do you use deodorant?
Sure
[*]Do you always cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze?
Sure
[*]Do you always chew with your mouth closed?
Sure
[*]Do you sniffle instead of blowing your nose?
- Sur...eh i mean blowing!
YAY!! I'm actually finished!!! This questionaire wasn't long at all!