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SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left? Both
2: Slow or fast? Mostly slow sometimes fast
3: Porn or none? More with porn than not
4: Toys or none? Mostly without sometimes with
5: Lubed or dry? Mostly dry
6: Bed or shower? Mostly bed, but also wherever I fancy

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? Leonardo di Caprio
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz? Milla Jojovich
3: Barack Obama or George Bush? Barack Obama (probably bigger dick)
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? Michelle Obama
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus? Mily Cyrus
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas? Antonio Band ras

SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss? Piss
2: Armpits or nipples? Nipples
3: Ice cream or pudding? Ice cream
4: Piercings or tattoos? I like both piercings and tattoos.
5: Caucasian or Asian? I prefer Caucasian, sorry
6: Leather or chains? Lether

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex? Both
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? Lesbian
3: Furries or rubber? Rubber
4: Doctor's office or school? Both, but both are not my favorite
5: Animated or live-action? Live-action, no animation
6: Anal or oral? I equally like anal and oral and vaginal.

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? Morning
2: Sleep naked or not? No
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all? Morning, day, night
4: Wash hair or body first? Hair
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants? Socks before pants
6: Get online right when you get up or later? Later

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue? Tongue
2: Head or whole shaft? As deep as it goes
3: Condom or bare? Bare
4: Lube or not? No lube
5: Giving or receiving? Both
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? Receiving: standing; Giving: kneeling

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)? briefs
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? Cut, although I'n not
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? No
4: Ice or hot wax? Ice, but hot wax is nice too
5: Nose or assh*le? Asshole
6: Electricity or fire? Electricity