[ambermcgee]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Well, last Halloween, I went as catwoman (Dark Knight version), and I sleep in my underwear... So, Halloween costume would be the way to go!

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Where do I keep the key? No, I'd walk home, trying to avoid running into anyone important on the way.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mum - Definitely my Mum!

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
I would mind being someone's puppy for a little while

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Tough One... But I'll have to go for the girls on this one

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Please leave it in!

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Can I please give a lapdance to Anthony Jeselnik???

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion - there will be no farting during sex with me!

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Come on, if you are going to envy a penis... might as well envy a big one!

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F because why not...

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Fluffy bunny tail would be kind of cute

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub, no doubt

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Why not both? But if I must choose, I'll go with the plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Undies!

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted was my brother, so... defintitely going with the stranger

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
FB - no one uses it anymore anyway