[SugarBoom]

I, Sugarboom offer myself to anyone who wants me for 100 PMs.

I agree to be bound to them for this time, and will complete any task they give to me to their satisfaction. If I fail, or do not live up to my agreement in any way, I agree to be named, shamed, and appropriately punished.

My limits are: Family, Full Public, Picture, Blood, Permanent, Extreme Pain

Otherwise, you may do as you please with me.

Signed: Sugarboom"