Okay, here I go.
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes, walked into the bathroom while my dad was taking a bath. Still haunts me haha.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes, parent walked into my bedroom when I was having sex. Sheets were covering us, but still embarrassing.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Yes, craziest diarrhea I ever had.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yes
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yes, more than once.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Yes, I drink dialed my boss and forgot about it because I ended up in a drunk argument with a drunk homeless guy. My boss was able to laugh about it the next time I saw him even though it was 3am at the time.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My bag with plugs, dildo’s, sounds, stretchers, needles, fish hooks and way too many other items to list them all.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
There were, not sure if there still is. Haven’t been able to find them in a long time.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Yes, with my boss and the cops
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No, but I did tip a huge vase over in a restaurant, broke into several pieces.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Yes, I got caught trying to steal Pokémon cards when I was 10 in the late 90’s, oops haha
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Yes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yep, unfortunately
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