Double diaper up, insert 8 marshmallows in your ass and drink a lot.
Now put on skinny jeans and go for a walk, but put your keys in the back of your diaper so you don't want to mess.
Go for a walk that takes about an hour.
Now how long you could keep your diapers clean:
< 15 minutes before you messed: that's pathetic, don't change your diaper, tie together your shoelaces and go for a further 30 minute walk in your diaper and change in a public washroom, wear diapers to bed tonight and don't get up unless they are wet!
< 30 minutes: Not good, but not horrible, go for a further 30 minute walk in your soiled diaper and make sure to fall on your pampered butt at least two times during that walk, to mush the mess around a bit
Wear diapers for the rest of the day and go to sleep wearing them.
<59 minutes: That's ok, sit in your diapers for 25 minutes and mush your mess around a bit, afterwards change into fresh diapers and sleep like that.
Made it back home and haven't messed?: wow, I'm impressed, you can just clean up, but wear diapers for the rest of the day.
If you mess yourself at any point, tie together your shoelaces and walk back home.
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