Did you get spanked as a child?
No
If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
N/A
What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
girls with dogs
Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Yes
If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
Tv remote, no.
Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
Other than being very sick, not really
If yes, what?
Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Announce
Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
No
If you could suck yourself off, would you?
Yes, I'd never leave the house
Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
Marks and Spencers
What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
I'm pretty careful, so it'd be ok. If I wasn't I'd be heading for divorce!
So I'd be sad, humiliated and ashamed.
If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
No, I'm alone
What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
Swimshorts
Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
Never caught
Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
Don't think so
What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
At a funeral, no idea why I got it...
Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
In a sexual context/scenario - yes, always
otherwise - no
Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
Xbox service and billing
If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Clean, just showered 
Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
Nope, only wearing underwear