You guys skip the simple things.
You're talking a "Six Flags - Adults Only" type park?
How about having a train looping around the park... from the main gate to 4-6 other stations in the orbit of the park... only instead of just benches... cars might have stockade or pillory options for riders to secure themselves into?
The food courts being elevated areas where diners would be on a glass floor for pedestrians on a lower level take in a view?
Maybe stores if someone wants to find a skimpy micro-bikini or wander the park in a form-fitting catsuit... with ears & tail?
Maybe a photo studio if someone wants pictures (like when parks have that "picture that looks like its from the 1800s") only the costumes might not be family-friendly...
Definitely should have a tattoo/piercing parlor somewhere... sell you a "got my nipples pieced at [park name here]" T-Shirt!
Thoughts?
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