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1. When did you last masturbate? um... three days ago, I think.

2. What did you use?my right hand, and a liberal amount of facial moisturizing lotion.

3. What did you think about? How different it felt to use lotion - normally I just go at it dry. ... or sticky, as the case may be.

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? Aside from my middle finger? I don't remember. ... probably the handle of my razor. which vibrates.

5. Did you enjoy it? ....meh.

6. How long was it there for? oh... fifteen, maybe thirty seconds?

7. Was it clean when it came out? Yeah, mostly. I mean I was in the shower at the time, and it was covered with conditioner anyway, so...

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? Not really. My right testicle might hang a little lower, but it's not immediately obvious.

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Only when I told them

10. What happened? I confessed to my ex. ... we were engaged. Three months later she broke up with me.

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Yes.

12. What was it? Plenty of instances. At one point, however a male friend and I played a game of strip poker, and mutually masturbated each other. Which would have totally been fine if we hadn't both had girlfriends at the time.

13. Do ever wear a butt plug? Nope. Never tried one.

14. If so, where do you wear it?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Yeah... I was really hot for one of my coworkers. Most unfortunately he refuses to ever engage in any form of foreplay, so he pretty much had me strip and lay face down on his bed. At least he used lubriderm.

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? nope.

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Running across a field at night while completely naked (and erect) to go hump the picnic table.

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? Probably bareback anal sex with said coworker. Whom I later found out may or may not have had genital warts.

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? Not really, no. Actually, not at all.

20. What type of porn do you like? ... I nolonger watch porn. I haven't watched porn in over a year and a half. Kind of a sensitive topic.

21. How frequently do you masturbate? it fluctuates. Generally once or twice a week. Sometimes once or twice a day. Sometimes once or twice every couple of months.

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? Occassionally I will choose to abstain from masturbation. For a period of months.

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? Nope.

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Nope.

25. Do you get turned on by getdare? Pretty consistently, yes. I have to be careful not to visit when I can't afford to show a bulge or a wet spot.