[The Living Statue]

So tonight I moved into my new uni room being extremely bland and boring. I thought I would spice it up with a living decoration. Volunteering myself obviously ehhe.

This can be furniture, statue, art or even a notice board; literally, anything you can think of; you can turn me into. So be creative and tell me what decoration I should be, and for how long? There is no time limit on this either as I have the room to myself 24/7