[Sound&Fury]

I know what I'm doing when I get home. I'll skip the oral parts though.

:Edit: Okay! Here goes, my rolls.

Step 1: Warmup

1st Roll: Anal whore Tumblr

Skipped the oral

2nd roll:
1 finger 60bpm, At least 30 seconds
Progression 2 fingers, 30 seconds, 60 bpm
Progression 3 fingers, 30 seconds, 60 bpm

Step 2: The small things

1st Roll:Teen slut Tumblr

Plugged for: 3 minutes

Did corner for 60 seconds

Skipped the oral

Step 3: Medium

1st Roll: Femdom humiliation tumblr

2nd roll: 3 minutes

Skipped oral

Step 4: The final countdown

1st Roll: 3 minutes

2nd Roll: A Day

3rd Roll:
8 pumps, across the entire length
Progression: 40 BPM, 25 pumps, deep
Progression: 90 BPM, 25 pumps, completely push out every 10 pumps
Progression: 150 BPM, you can cum after 60 pumps

Report:

Good lord.

Step 1: Found a tumblr blog that had a few choice gifs. Turned on the metronome, left my phone timer going.3 fingers was going to be tricky to start, so I knew I had to use lots of lube. Turns out it wasn't so bad to take three fingers.

Step 2:

Sat on my small dildo for three minutes while looking at teen whores on tumblr. Went to the corner, stroked my ass with it for 60 seconds.

Step 3:

Medium dildo is in, vibrate on, but couldn't sit down due to how hard it is, so I rode it for the 3 minutes. I found some fun femdom gifs.

Step 4:

Now I just got a new large dildo so I figured it would be good to break it in. It's very long and very flexible. I took as much as I could and laid down. Three minutes passed. Pulled it all the way out, took a photo, and managed to get it all the way back in. 8 full pumps, then did my 25 pumps, 25 pumps removing at ten, then the super fast 60 pumps. Came hard after that as I've been pent up all day. Man I'm sick of hearin that metronome. An enema would have come in very handy before starting this.