UK: Spunk
US: Semen
UK: Wank off
US: Jerk off
UK: Pissed
US: Drunk
UK: Wasted
US: Drunk
UK: Well-oiled
US: Drunk
UK: Pickled
US: Drunk
UK Wrecked
US: Drunk
UK Stoned
US: Drunk
Stoned can also mean 'high on drugs' in both languages. It's the one thing we agree on
UK: Nappy
US Diaper
UK: Angry
US: Pissed