[Lilione]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No, but I almost did once. But I was the type of kid who refused to tolerate it and just walked out whether the teacher tried to stop me or not.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Ha, no. I've never allowed myself to.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I typically lock my door when changing, so no.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Once. My dad, specifically.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? I've had a sibling make gay jokes about me before, but no one knows about my kinks. I have had my brother make digs about my masturbation habits in front of family, though.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Virgin, so, no.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Nope
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I've had my mom walk in on me a few times.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? I've farted in public, but have never gotten caught.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Yes.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? I don't have a credit card, but I have had to do the walk of shame because I rarely take tax into account and didn't have enough cash.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yes.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Nope.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yes. It didn't end well.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Nope.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? ALMOST did one time.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Some people get constipated, it happens to everyone.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Only ALL the time.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Probably the sex toys hidden in my nightstand and closet.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No, I'm very adamantly against sending nudes, even to my closest friends.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Almost did.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Probably.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Oh, yes, all, the time.
25. Have you ever been in jail? No, though I got fake arrested once as a child by cops who decided scaring a four year old based on a lie told by other children would be a good idea.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes, and to add on top of it, I've had someone inform me that my pants were inside out/backwards.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nah
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? ALL THE TIME
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nah
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yep
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Yes
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Pffft. I'm the kind of person who just finds a moment to discreetly scratch anyway. Public setting need not apply.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes.