[Imaginativename]

{Hans as you did not apply for the show when I was asking for contestants you will not be participating, please do not attempt to partake as a contestant}

Once security escorts the streaker out of the studio the we can continue on to the result of the vote, I'm afraid if you don't imput a choice then the system assumes you voted for yourself, as such we have a tie, Ruby and Tiffany (the_diaper_darer) so lets bring out the vote wheel

*a couple of stage hand wheel out a giant spin wheel with the following on it:
Water
-Clothes
Gunge
Chili
+100
-Clothes
Pie
Gunge
+1000
-100
Pie range
pie choice
WAMmy
Water
-100
+clothes
-Clothes
Scissors
'Fun'*


Lets give it a spin and see what they win!

*the Host spins the wheel, as it spins it starts slowing, seeming to stop on WAMmy before ticking over to Water*

Well thats a relief, wouldn't want the first spin resulting in two contestants getting WAMmied. So anyway, onto the first game, its the ever faithful and popular: Splat Splat Revolution. so good they named it twice, in this game contestants will have to dance to the rhythm, hitting all the arrows, but be warned, one wrong foot will lead to a messy surprise, the pie arrows will keep the contestants on their toes, the punishment arrow is one to avoid, and for those of brave hearts, or possibly two left feet there is the mystery arrows, what will they do? Not even I know!

To demonstrate this game we have a volunteer from the audience: please give her a round of applause!
*onto the stage walks a woman wearing a T-shirt with pie target written of the front and the shows logo on the back, she walks up to the grid and a count down starts, 3... 2... 1... Dance, the arrows rise up to the beat line, and although volunteer hits some, causing the points counter to go up, its clear she isn't really interested until an arrow with pie writen on it appears, as it rises she eagerly waits until it reaches the beat, almost the moment she touches the arrow on the floor a pie flies into her butt, as she issues forth a delighted squeal, soon more pie arrows come each she deliberately hits, her boobs and butt are pelted with pies until one hits her face, causing her to stumble off the grid. by the time she clears her eyes the song ends and she is lead smiling back to her seat. as the camera pans back to the contestants suddenly ice cold water drops down onto Ruby and Tiffany*

that was an excellent Idea, I stay clean, the game gets demonstrated, and we sell some VIP seats to enjoy the games a bit closer handso challengers, including the now soggy ones, now you know how the game is played up first is Tiffany
* as he takes his place and the song begins it clear the impromptu cold shower really threw him off , and he misses most of the arrows, untill a missplaced foot leads him to step on a pie arrow, sending a pie flying into jis well padded rear, the impact seems to shock him into hitting the beat, managing to get every single arrow, each beat seeming to bring him further into the rhythm, until a pie arrow send a particularly large custard pie into his face, as she blindly stumbles around trying to clear his eyes the song ends and he looks up, to the score board above the game screen, at the bottom a score of 150 is shown flanked by two aggressive red Xs*

Oh sorry Tiffany, that is not a good score, and your blind stumbling meant you hit the punishment arrow, not a good start. now back to your booth, Ruby is up next

* Ruby starts off strong, very strong infact, and keeps it up, fancy footwork and perfect rhythm sees her score rocket, the cold water clearly focused her more, she is in the zone, a bit too into it, as she copies Tiffany and she misteps and sends a pie into her own face, though she quickly recovers its clearly affected her, as she is not quiet on in, more misteps lead to more missed arrows and more pie arrows sending more pies into her face, breast and butt, leading to more misteps and so on, the cascade failure at the end left her messy but not poor in points, 320, a very respectable score*

now mailman, its your turn, lets see what you can do:

* as mailman walks alkwardly up to the plate its clear he had been rather enjoying seeing Ruby jiggle as she danced, this didn't help his rhythm, although he managed to avoid all of the pie arrows he also managed to avoid most of the regular arrows as well, seeing how poorly he was doing he put his hope into fate and chose to step on the mystery arrow. as the song ended images flashed across the score screen, slowly staying for longer and longer until one remained there unchanging, a ticket with gunge tank written on it, witb 50 below it in small numbers*

congrats mailman, you won a ticket for a gunging, you may give it to one of your fellow contestants or keep it for yourself now return to your booth for the next contestant, now Silly, you had some big words, now we expect you to have a big performance, so up you go:

*an auspicious start to the show it was not, she scores decently, but can't seem to find the beat, for every arrow she hits she also gets a miss, she slowly gets into the groove until she stumbles, hitting a pie arrow sending a pink creamy pie slamming into her face, causing her to loose her balance and fall over, not hurt, but showing the audience and the cameras exactly whats up her skirt, thankfully the song ends there and the host quickly draws attention as she detangles herself from herself and rights herself*

Well that was certainly and entertaining way to start the show, even if its not what I think you were aiming for,

*foxy takes her place without being asked, to the mild displeasure of the host, for all of her talk of strategy while in her booth, out here it seems to be to wildly flail at the grid hoping to get something, which works, maybe a bit too well, she hits every arrow, she it hit by pie after pie after pie, until there is little left uncovered. as the song ends and she desperately wipes the cream from her eyes she sees that her score it the perfect 400, but the punishment arrow has been hit and to make matters worse the mystery arrow yields a t-shirt with a minus next to it*

well although that was effective, was it worth loosing a piece of clothing? either way, if you can return to your booth, we can move onto our next contestant, after we wipe the mess you made from the grid. Jinu, if you can step up its your turn.

*jinu takes a bit more of a messured approch that Foxy did, closing his eyes he misses the first few arrows, but when he opens them his footwork is perfect withour a missed step he dances like a master, finishing in the end with a triumphant stamp.... onto a pie arrow, providing the perfect end to the dance by perfectly landing straight into his face,380 his score reads.*

thank you for the theatrics Jinu, lets see what Pieguy's response will be:

*as he steps up to the grid its clear that something is not right, on the arrow Jinu stomped he missed every beat, if it was just bad positioning, or Jinu managed to break it, it isn't clear but what is is that Pie just cannot get anything, but that doesn't hurt him as he jabs that tile, it fails to register him getting the punishment arrow, and the rest of his footwork is perfect, resulting in a cool 300 points.*

Welldone everybody, congratulations, now, while we discuss Foxy's score its time for you to vote, you have the same options as before, please choose which one of the seven buttons you will press.

{hope you guys enjoyed the game, next game will be up on Sunday, but I can't wait for your responses, btw if you want to know something you can always ask, address it to Alex if you want the host (essentially my GMPC in the RP) if you want to ask in character, or use either {} or [] if you want to ask what you can see in character, this may or may not be relevant at some point