[pineapples]

How much pre-cum do you usually produce when you're horny? Does it leave stains in your underwear? What do you do about that?
I usually produce more than enough to stain my underwear.
I do nothing about this.
When did you last have penetrative sex? Did you get fucked or do the fucking and was it in the ass, pussy or both?
The last time I had sex was 2 weeks ago.
I did the fucking in a Mfm threesome.
In the pussy and mouth.
What is the most embarrassing thing in your room or on your PC should someone find it?
Homemade dildos.
When did somebody last suck your cock? Did it make you orgasm?
2 weeks ago my n a mfm threesome.
No.
What did your last poo look like in terms of shape, structure and color?
Little soggy brown balls floating in a brown lake.