Go to the store and buy 20, wait no
30 bananas, you can always eat the leftovers, they're good and healthy, plan a trip to the beach(at a quiet beach or a quiet time, only couple people walking past every hour type thing, so there is chance of getting caught), park up, get in your back seat and start peeling bananas and stuffing them up your ass. Get in as many as possible, keep forcing them in even when u think u can't take no more, keep going till u feel ur ready to burst. Ur stomach will look bloated with your banana baby.
Now if you have a buttplug stick it in, if not you ll have to try to hold it naturally.
Get out the car, and take a stroll along the beach, see how long u can go before u just can't hold it any longer. And when you got to go, there's only one place within reach.. Run deep into that sea, and let it gooooo!
If you don't have a car, just walk if you can or get the bus. Go hide in the bushes or sandhills somewhere and start filling up with bananas. If you don't live anywhere near a beach, find a forest somewhere, a large Forest and walk somewhere hidden(or partially) from the road or path and start shoving the bananas up there. Once done start walking into the forest, see how far you can get before you can't hold it anymore. If you brung a car do the same thing but put the bananas up your ass starting from the car. Then start walking.
If it's one of those forests that have clear trodden paths through them cause it's a public walkway, walk along the path, put the bananas in from the car/a Bush just off the path, then Just walk along, you can just run into the forest when you need to go.
Hope you enjoy
If you want to take it a step further, send me pics at kik@ seanthema
