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Leopard · 12-29-2010, 02:45 PM

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[23:45:58] LilAngel: i smell like sex
[23:46:02] LilAngel: but not
[23:46:03] LilAngel: o.O

[00:45:02] Stardares: TYPING SPEED IS DIRECTLY RELEVANT TO PENIS SIZE.
[00:45:21] Leopard: MY PENIS IS FASTER THAN YOURS
[00:45:26] Stardares: NO MY PENIS IS FASTER

[03:23:55] Pingu: I just put Leo down
[03:24:00] Pingu: One day he'll really hate me
[03:24:04] Pingu: If he doesn't already
[03:24:12] Leopard: Another day, another insult from Pingu

[03:59:21] tagsp90: http://leopardrocks.webs.com/ !
[04:00:03] 3m0isBack(:: tagsy actually made the site...

[07:59:25] Pingu: Without Stellz, civilisations would not have been formed

[11:32:19] Honesteyes: ummm 3mo im gonna... so... like... touch your... cave thingie down there... and like... totally lick it... whether you like it or not...
[11:32:27] Honesteyes: believe it!
[11:32:38] 3m0isBack(:: XD
[11:32:42] Honesteyes: and then im gonna... touch your breast and stuff!
[11:32:43] 3m0isBack(:: my cave thingy?
[11:32:46] Honesteyes: yeah! how do you like that!
[11:32:47] 3m0isBack(:: it's not that big
[11:32:50] 3m0isBack(:: really tight actually
[11:32:52] 3m0isBack(:: so yea...
[11:32:56] mistressizzy: your LOVEBOX OF DOOM
[11:32:58] 3m0isBack(:: not really a "cave"
[11:33:39] 3m0isBack(:: it'll eat your penis off!
[11:33:49] 3m0isBack(:: don't touch my LOVE BOX OF DOOM!

[11:56:12] BettyBoop: What if you wait until marriage to have sex and then you find out your penis has a 1 inch penis.

[12:12:11] BettyBoop: So leo, what vagina does yours look like?

[12:13:36] Honesteyes: i should really stop looking at this picture X_X
[12:14:31] Honesteyes: i might puke! or start getting turned on. and i dont know which would be worse! ><

[12:20:07] BettyBoop: Candied Cunt.

[12:21:25] BettyBoop: I'm going to bedazzle my vagina.

[12:52:28] sweetsong: Leo like takes what you like, puts his spin on it... and makes a good play time.
[12:52:39] sweetsong: So you like it, but he's all dommy at the same time
[12:52:44] keykitty: He sounds fun
[12:52:45] Leopard: Now I have advertiserso.O

[13:05:20] loke: betty, on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most awesome, what do you rate of my awesomeness?
[13:05:25] BettyBoop: 2
[13:05:27] SlutPuppy: xD
[13:05:32] mistressizzy: oh snap loke
[13:05:34] keykitty:
[13:05:36] mistressizzy: how generous betty
[13:05:37] loke: wow, I am really low, lol
[13:05:42] sweetsong: That was a fast rating :0

[05:11:54] Leopard: Well go on, lick it up.
[05:12:14] Stellz: Nah. I'm good.
[05:12:33] Pingu: Not what you said last night in his bed
[05:12:37] Leopard: That was easy
[05:12:50] Stellz: ...
[05:13:02] casimir: ill do it
[05:13:03] Star Shadows restrains Stellz
[05:13:05] Leopard: Wait, she didn't say that

12-29-2010, 02:45 PM	#1
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	✖✖ Funny Chat Quotes ✖ Post your funny quotes from chat here! [23:45:58] LilAngel: i smell like sex [23:46:02] LilAngel: but not [23:46:03] LilAngel: o.O [00:45:02] Stardares: TYPING SPEED IS DIRECTLY RELEVANT TO PENIS SIZE. [00:45:21] Leopard: MY PENIS IS FASTER THAN YOURS [00:45:26] Stardares: NO MY PENIS IS FASTER [03:23:55] Pingu: I just put Leo down [03:24:00] Pingu: One day he'll really hate me [03:24:04] Pingu: If he doesn't already [03:24:12] Leopard: Another day, another insult from Pingu [03:59:21] tagsp90: http://leopardrocks.webs.com/ ! [04:00:03] 3m0isBack(:: tagsy actually made the site... [07:59:25] Pingu: Without Stellz, civilisations would not have been formed [11:32:19] Honesteyes: ummm 3mo im gonna... so... like... touch your... cave thingie down there... and like... totally lick it... whether you like it or not... [11:32:27] Honesteyes: believe it! [11:32:38] 3m0isBack(:: XD [11:32:42] Honesteyes: and then im gonna... touch your breast and stuff! [11:32:43] 3m0isBack(:: my cave thingy? [11:32:46] Honesteyes: yeah! how do you like that! [11:32:47] 3m0isBack(:: it's not that big [11:32:50] 3m0isBack(:: really tight actually [11:32:52] 3m0isBack(:: so yea... [11:32:56] mistressizzy: your LOVEBOX OF DOOM [11:32:58] 3m0isBack(:: not really a "cave" [11:33:39] 3m0isBack(:: it'll eat your penis off! [11:33:49] 3m0isBack(:: don't touch my LOVE BOX OF DOOM! [11:56:12] BettyBoop: What if you wait until marriage to have sex and then you find out your penis has a 1 inch penis. [12:12:11] BettyBoop: So leo, what vagina does yours look like? [12:13:36] Honesteyes: i should really stop looking at this picture X_X [12:14:31] Honesteyes: i might puke! or start getting turned on. and i dont know which would be worse! >< [12:20:07] BettyBoop: Candied Cunt. [12:21:25] BettyBoop: I'm going to bedazzle my vagina. [12:52:28] sweetsong: Leo like takes what you like, puts his spin on it... and makes a good play time. [12:52:39] sweetsong: So you like it, but he's all dommy at the same time [12:52:44] keykitty: He sounds fun [12:52:45] Leopard: Now I have advertiserso.O [13:05:20] loke: betty, on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most awesome, what do you rate of my awesomeness? [13:05:25] BettyBoop: 2 [13:05:27] SlutPuppy: xD [13:05:32] mistressizzy: oh snap loke [13:05:34] keykitty: [13:05:36] mistressizzy: how generous betty [13:05:37] loke: wow, I am really low, lol [13:05:42] sweetsong: That was a fast rating :0 [05:11:54] Leopard: Well go on, lick it up. [05:12:14] Stellz: Nah. I'm good. [05:12:33] Pingu: Not what you said last night in his bed [05:12:37] Leopard: That was easy [05:12:50] Stellz: ... [05:13:02] casimir: ill do it [05:13:03] Star Shadows restrains Stellz [05:13:05] Leopard: Wait, she didn't say that Last edited by Leopard; 12-30-2010 at 11:22 PM.