[AbusiveMaster]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Nope

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Nope

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Passed out drunk and naked on the bathroom floor, found by dad.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Thankfully not

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Not in detail.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Does it count if I knew they were married and did it anyway?

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
My parents, no. Her parents, yes.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Caught suggests I cared. I have done it, often.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
I have nervous bowels. When I get nervous, I fart... so every date.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Oh hell yes. Often by myself "Oh damn, do you smell that?"

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Yup, though more grocery shopping, trying to work out what items to return.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Not that I remember.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Once. And it was the very last time I spoke behind someones back. I liked the person and I was being cruel for no reason. It was a reality check.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Several times.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Surprisingly not, though I have had a few that wont flush.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/a

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
A toss up between my computer and an envelope containing Icy's pubic hair.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Unwanted? No. Plenty out there though.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Every single time.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Hasnt everyone?

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No, but I have been arrested a few times.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Several times

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Well having 4 kids and calling them all "darling" I have found myself calling random people darling.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
My teacher when I was 14. HE wasnt impressed to be called mum.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Religious Education, I was 14. Damn she was ... be back later.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Outside of adult hentai, no.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Hasnt everyone?

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Most of them. Thanks for bringing it up, I am now depressed.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
See question 25.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, but they forgot to remove tags.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not really.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Pubic hair, no. Foreskin... I dont want to talk about it.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes and no. I scratched it anyway.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Several times. Hate it when that happens.