[Consensus]

Let me be the bajillionth person to warmly welcome you here! Welcome! Looks like this will be a good place for you. May I advise caution nevertheless, not because it's unsafe here but because the temptation as a new person is to dive into everything. Take it slowly and have fun!

Now, I shall be askink ze qveshtions!

1. What is your favourite film and why?

2. What is your favourite book and why?

3. What is the carrying capacity of a swallow?

4. What is your favourite footwear?

5. Have you read up on the rules threads about the place? If not, why not? If so, do you think you'd like rules?

6. So, like me at your age, you're a virgin. Good for you. Have you considered a chastity device?

7. Who is Spain?

8. What's your least favourite food and can you convince me to agree with you and not eat it?

I look forward to seeing your answers and hope you enjoy the questions!

Connie