Oh wise "god of the sea", your knowledge of whales penis' seems to be faltering... too much sleep I believe.
The whale's penis as I am sure you will now recall lives inside it's body and therefore fails to crush me as you intended.
I pull the long thin penis from it's genital slit and hurl it at you, using it as a spear to disorientate your leisurely walk and send you flailing into a uncomfortable roll down and away from MY HILL!
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