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Dare

It will work best if you have to say something dirty, embarrassing, degrading or humiliating. It may be a word, a phrase or a paragraph.

1. Either choose a phrase by yourself ; select one from the list below ; or hope a gD user requests one for you to say.
2. Record yourself saying it! Simple!
3. Upload the recording and post the link to the thread for all to hear OR send it privately to the requester.

Record Yourself
If you aren't sure how to do this here is a place online:
https://online-voice-recorder.com/

Upload
Here is a place you could upload to:
https://vocaroo.com/?upload

Then you can link it like so:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0w9CcLGnzai Do not click this. It is not for clicking.

Examples

For the lazy or ones who aren't contacted I have stolen phrases off this website for basic examples. If you want to adapt it I'm sure it can be made into a dice dare.

Dirty Talk: Beginner Level
Whether you’re starting out with dirty talk for the first time ever, or you’re starting to have sex with a new partner and just want to slowly test the waters, the following phrases have you covered.

Spoiler:

– That feels amazing baby
– Come sit on my lap, love
– Mmm… do you like that?
– I need you right now
– Just lie back and let me take care of you
– I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard
– Tell me what you like/if this is too hard/when you’re about to come
– You look so beautiful/handsome/gorgeous/manly right now
– What do you feel like doing to me?
– I love how your hands feel on me
– I love when you talk to me like that
– I love when you grab me like that
- I love when you look at me like that
– I love it when you growl
– You are so sexy
– Ughhh… I love your body so much
– I feel so sexy when I’m in your arms
– I love how you look at me when you’re turned on
– You can have me any way you want me baby
– Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun
– Where do you want to cum?
– You feel so good inside of me baby
– I want you inside of me
– I want you to tease me until I can’t take it any longer
– I could spend all day between your legs
– I love feeling you this deep inside of me
– I can’t wait to taste you on my lips
– Mmm… you taste so good baby.
– Your beautiful body feels so good in my hands baby
– Are you ready for me to enter you?
– I love what you’re doing to me right now
– I’m getting close

Dirty Talk: Intermediate Level
So you’ve been around the block and you’re looking for something new that makes your partner that much harder/wetter. Skim through the following, grab a few of your favourite phrases and incorporate them into your dirty talk pronto. And if these are still too tame for you, the next section will kick things up a notch.

Spoiler:

– I love it when I can feel you squeeze your pussy around me
– I want you to cum for me
– I want you to cum all over me
– I want you to cum inside of me
– You’re going to forget your name after I’m done fucking you tonight
– (When you like something that they’ve done/they’re doing) Mmmmm… good girl
– Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum
– I want to dominate you tonight
– Your cock fits in me so perfectly
– You have a very talented little mouth
– You have such a perfect little pussy… I love it so much
– You have such a perfect/gorgeous cock… I love it so much
– I want you to dominate me tonight
– (Taking her hand and putting it over her vagina) Show me how you touch yourself baby… I want to see you surrendering into your deepest pleasure for me
– Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this
– Get on your knees, now
– Is this pussy yours? Are you going to take it?
– You look like a sexy little angel with your lips wrapped around me like this
– I love sucking your cock so much
– Pound my little pussy with your big cock daddy
– I’m going to drain every last ounce of cum out of you
– Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me
– I want you to fuck me in front of the mirror baby
– Do whatever you want with me daddy
– I want you to be as loud as you can when you cum
– You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.
– You’re a good little slut, aren’t you?
– Ask for permission before you cum… I want to hear you beg for it
– You look so fucking sexy right now
– Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you.
– Mmm… good girl. I want you to cum for me, hard.

Dirty Talk: Advanced Level
The following dirty talk examples are not for the faint of heart and these phrases probably shouldn’t be attempted within the first month of your new relationship (unless you met your partner at an orgy/sex party and that overtly sexual context has already been set between the two of you). As with most things to do with eroticism, it’s often the least politically correct things that are some of the biggest turn ons behind closed bedroom doors.

So if you’re into it and your partner is into it, use these advanced level dirty talk phrases to your hearts content. Let your kinky freak flag fly!

Spoiler:

– Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you
– Show me how wet you are my little slut
– I want you to fuck me until we wake up the neighbours
– Stand up and fuck me
– Fuck me harder!
– Yeah daddy, give me every last drop of your delicious cum
– I love it when you grind that little clit on me
– Use me like your little fuck toy
– I own this pretty little pussy
– I want you to gag on my cock/fuck my face
– Ride me harder
– Keep that pretty little mouth open to me when I’m fucking it
– I love sucking your cock daddy
– I’m your whore
– Yeah, ruin my pussy. Take it!
– What a well behaved little whore you are
– You own me
– Mmmmm… yeah, fuck my face
– That pretty little face deserves to get fucked
– Don’t make a sound until I tell you to… and if you do, I’m going to pause and wait until you can be quiet again, like a good little boy/girl
– You’re going to need crutches when I’m done fucking you
– Tell me who owns this fucking pussy
– Fuck me daddy. Don’t stop!