1. What's your bday? 25th January
2. How many children do you want to have? 2
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Not sure
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Mid twenties
5. Any pets? Nope
6. If yes, what kind?
7. What is your dream vehicle? aston martin db5
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? America. Wrestlemania
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Bow/arrow (I wanna be green arrow
). Alot of adult material. Cars. Unlimited petrol. Link to a cinema.
11. Describe your perfect date? Not to sure
12. What is your darkest fantasy? ^
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Someone with likes similar to mine
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Ugh
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? ^
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Nah
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Really?
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Later
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Probably alot of technical mumbo jumbo
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Ancient china
24. Do you like chocolate? Who doesnt
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Thats silly
26. What's your dream life? Being paid loads to do nothing
27. What scares you the most and why? Insects. They are just...creepy
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The beautiful cliffs, lovely animals (tigers/lions) and flowers
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? BOOBIES
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So they dont see you in your undies
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? Many times
33. If so, which ones? All the burger ones
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not trying in college
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Try?
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My little nephew
38. Who's the worst? My uncle
39. What are you most jealous of? Money
40. Are you OCD about anything? Wires. They have to be straight
41. What would you do if your best friend died? Cry
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Drinking coke
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Someone..
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Later
46. What size is your bed? Single 4 foot
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Zombies man...Duh
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Oral. Cheese is great
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? Unlimited money
50. What is more important - lust or love? Love
51. Define marriage in a sentence. It is marriage
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Pigs
53. Does size matter? Depends what it is
54. Do you have any STDs? No
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
57. What’s your favorite position? Zero gravity
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Yes
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Nope
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? N/A
61. How often do you masturbate? Quite ofetn
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No silly
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? A week
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yeah
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yeah
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
67. Did you get it?
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Sure
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? I bless you
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Alot
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yeah
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Cant legally drive
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? No idea
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Hitting my brother
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People with poo/pee issues
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Sure
81. What was your nickname in high school? That guy
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? My birth
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love the creativity. Hate chavs and all them
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? havent
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Wake up
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Usa
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because pizza is awesome
89. Do you think you are selfish? Sometimes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Thats silly
91. What is your favorite drink? Sprite
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Chocy
93. What is the last book you read? Whats a book?
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A lot
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? A way home
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Damn this guy is boring
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I would write the words down
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Only had one
99. What is your greatest weakness? Kryptonite
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Still 0[/QUOTE]