1. Had sex? No.
2. Bought Condoms? No.
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? No.
4. Failed A Class? Wait, just one? *Checks final marks* Three. Got my math mark from insufficient to barely sufficient with the final tests. How proud am I? :P (Though I still think my teacher just let me pass cause he's the nicest math teacher there is...)
5. Kissed A Boy? No.
6. Kissed A Girl? Actually, as I think about it, it has never really happened either. Omagoooood, forever alone. :3
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Probably.
8. Had A Job? Check. Having one right now, and it's my first one!
9. Slipped On Ice? Yo.
10. Missed The School Bus? There is no school bus here. But I stopped counting how many times I've been late for school, so I guess: Yazzup. (Not that I ever counted anyways... O.o)
11. Fucked a girl? No. What a rude wording you got...
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet. Only if they bullied someone else in the first place. *Justice*
13. Sexted? No. Maybe over chat. I'm not quite sure what sexting is now that I think about it. *Google*
14. Had Sex In Public? Considering I never had sex in the first place....
15. Played On A Sports Team? Yes sir. (Floorball <3)
16. Smoked Weed? *Cough* *Red eyes* Has happened before...
17. Smoked Cigarettes. Yo.
18. Smoked A Cigar? Yes. Someone always brings some to parties.
19. Drank Alcohol? Yeah.
20. Watched porn? No! Guys never watch porn. NEVER.
21. Skipped class? Has happened. Once or twice.
Or once a week. Whatever.
22. Gotten Arrested? No. I'm careful when I'm doing bad stuff, you know.
23. Done meth? No. Now excuse me, I gotta get rid of the pile of seaweed I just ate because the curtains are blue again.
24. Been To A Wedding? Actually, no.
25. Fell in love with a bestfriend? Maybe. Noneofyourbussiness anyway... :P
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Probably.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Could be.
28. Been Late For Work? No. We can show up whenever we want, so that's kinda impossible.
29. Been Late For School? All the time. Weird thing is that I lived practically next to it. O.o
30. Kissed In The Rain? Considering I never kissed a boy, neither a girl...
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes. My imaginary friends. All of them at the same time. Imaginary orgy, ftw.
32. Failed My Drivers Test? Haven't had one, yet.
33. Cheated on a ex? Nooooooo. Who does that? I didn't. No. Really. I didn't hide anything under that gloves. Seriously. There's no writing on my hands. You gotta belive me. (Funny thing is that I failed every test I cheated on...)
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yo dawg.
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Yes.
36. Had Lice? Probably as a child.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Oh, countless of times.
38. Had A Credit Card? Yo ma foshizzleing friend.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Could be. I'm not even sure.
40. Broken A Bone? No. I'm invincible.
41. Have I Ever Sent Someone To The Hospital? No. I'm not
that mean.
42. Won A Trophy? No.
43. Cut Myself? Nonyabussiness. :P
Yes. sad times...
44. Had An STD? No.
45. Got Engaged? No.
46. Done ecstasy? No. Maybe I should. It makes the colors so much more... Colorful.
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? No.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yo.
49. Been To Prom? Yo.
50. Played A Drinking Game? Yo.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Probably.
52. Been To A Concert? So many. I LOVE em.
53. Had A Three-Some? No.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes. I think. Shut up! :P
55. Been In A Car Accident? Not sure. We slipped on ice with the car. Does that count?
56. Had Braces? No. My teeth are purrfect.
57. Learned Another Language? One? :P
58. Killed An Animal? Flies. And mosquitoes. I'm so sorry, please forgive me!
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yo.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? No.
61. Wore Make Up? No.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? Yo.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? No.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? No. Did I mention my teeth are perfect?
Only a bit rotten from all the meth I did. Oh, look, there's another one on the ground! MINE!
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? No.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Probably. Don't tell my parents. O:
67. Bought Porn? No.
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Yes.
69. Had Oral Sex? No. I don't fancy killing my sperms. I love all living beings. :P
70. Dyed My Hair? Yup. Red, green, purple, grey (Yes...), and probably blue. And In mohawk style, too.
(Good those days are over...)
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? No.
72. Graduated From College? Not there yet.
73. Wore Someone else’s Clothes? Yeah.
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? No. There wasn't anything like it since I can vote.
75. Rode In An Ambulance? No.
76. Rode In A Helicopter? No.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? No.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes.
79. Met Someone Famous? Kinda. Walked past a semi-famous singer. :O
80. Been On Vacation? Yo.
82. Been On A Boat? Yo dawg.
81. Been On An Airplane? Yo ma dawg.
83. Broken Something Expensive? Yes. Happens all the time. *Crash* There goes the laptop...
84. Had Surgery? Yes.
85. Been In Love? Sure, who hasn't these days?
86. Beat A Video Game? Naw. Don't play too much.
87. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? My virginity? :P
88. Made A Survey? Yes.
89. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? No. Seriously. Ok, you got me. But only in a harmless way. I assure you. Really.
90. Prank Called Someone? No.
92. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? Yes. Just recently. Radio + Sound system + 3 new albums. There goes my first pay check... (Well, not really, but part of it.
91. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Wut iz a libruri? Yes...
93. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Oh, almost any time I do.
94. Peed Outside? No.
95. Went Fishing? No.
96. Helped With Charity? I think not. I'm such a horrible person.
97. Taken A Pregnancy Test? Yes. It said I wasn't pregnant. Also it said I was a guy and shouldn't be pissing onto things that are supposed to be pissed on by women. O.o
98. Been Rejected By A Crush? No.
99. Been Suspended From School? No.
100. Broken a mirror? No.
Yay. That was fun.