[Slenderman - Doctor]

1. Tell us about yourself. Who are you?

Even I can't answer that! I'm still finding out. I'm male, I'm nearly 20, and I've got two eyes.

2. What have you used the site for during the time you've been a member?

I've primarily used the site to build a secret army who are nearly set to rise against the Depp Parade and bring dow--- fine, okay, mainly just chatting and having a laugh with people. I'm a fan of the truth/dare aspect of the site, but I'm also here to just have a natter in the Lounge and bring new ideas and help people out as much as I can.

3. How have you personally contributed to the website?

Just by being here. Please note that the previous sentence would be crossed out in a sarcastic manner, if it were possible. I feel like I've helped various members; I've used the report feature as and when required; I've presented new ideas to the forum; and I think I've just been very involving and fun with everyone around the place

4. Why should we select you as a moderator on getDare.com?

Because if a penguin can do the job, well, y'know...

5. What is something really embarrassing about you that isn't publicly known?

My second middle name is Janet.

6. Do you think I'm a dickhead? Honest answers please. This is to test whether you will give in to peer pressure.

Do you think I'm a dickhead? Isn't that what this survey is all about?!

7. Can you put up with Pingu? Think about this one very carefully.

I'm good at building igloos with lockable doors on them...