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Old 03-11-2012, 05:34 PM   #187
iSpuds
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Go to a grassy area, whip out your dick, strike an elegant pose, and pee like you're a water fountain. Oh, and no touching your penis.

(for reference, I'm a chick and thus in no possession of a penis.)
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