[Ebu]

1. What's your bday?
12/2

2. How many children do you want to have?
If I want to have kids which I don't, i would adopt a group of siblings from Kenya

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

I have no idea
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
25-30

5. Any pets?
Yes!
6. If yes, what kind?
Horses, cats, dogs, and chickens

7. What is your dream vehicle?

Anything with four wheels and that looks decent, not beat up.
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
I would go to Pennsylvania and spend time with my girlfriend
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Lips because of all the expressions that they can make.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
I would bring the Bible because I've never read the whole thing and I guess that I would have time to read it. I would bring a watch so I would know when my time was up. Also a kite because they are fun. A deck of cards to learn how to shuffle them. And a pillow for a soft bed.
11. Describe your perfect date?
Well first we would meet for the first time in 1 year (Happy Anniversary!) I would jump out of my truck and glomp her. (Tackle hug thing), then we might dreamily have our first kiss and I would have to touch her everywhere (not even in a sexual way). Just because. Then we would probably be crying or shaking by now, so we would try to chill and get ready together, for dinner. Then we would eat and talk and laugh, then go to a movie. Typical? yes but it would not be. Then after taht we would go back to her house and cuddle.
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Darkest? Well... I guess we could turn off the lights when we make love for the first time.. but that would be challenging to know what we are doing.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
My acne, teeth straightness, and body hair.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Lyrik
Caring, loving, funny, smart, beautiful, practical, doesn't do drugs or drink, has life goals, and doesn't just want to fuck.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
ew

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Yes
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
yeah
19. If yes what animal? Well.....
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Oh my gosh... probably 20 person 24 hour one on my friend but only because she wouldn't have to suffer 6 more days of it with me.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
idk what yen is but I would buy a pony and move to PA
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I would go to 2050 and look in the history books to see what happened, then come back and make that happen and be rich but then retire and be poor and live ah appy life.
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because that's dumb


26. What's your dream life?
Living near Lyrik and playing HI with her in the same room and working a job that I like and make money in.
27. What scares you the most and why?
How simple that dream life seems xD
Spiders though, and idk some psychological fear...
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Horses, forests, redtailed hawks
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Clit, pleasure center of America
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
I've never had this experience but I would assume that they do not want to see male's holy underwear, and female's sexy or pathetic butt thongs.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?Not really
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?idk
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Ever had to do... come out to my mom emotionally.. physically I had to open the super heavy bathroom door when i was like 9 and it wouldn't open and i wet my pants when i finally opened it... i think
35. What are your two biggest regrets?Wow.. the relationship that ended with my ex best friend Taylor and my anger and hate towards my mom that always seems to resurface when i go home.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I would talk to Taylor and I would stop getting angry?
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My mom
38. Who's the worst? My cousin Dusty, she seems to be really stressed out all the time and her kids are always hurt from the sports that they do and she just lets them play even though it's majorly stressing their bones and tendons.

39. What are you most jealous of?
I am jealous of people that do not get jealous. I wish i didn't get jealous!!
40. Are you OCD about anything?
Yeah.. idk what off the top of my head but many things annoy me
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I would cry for days and try to call her to hear her voice for the last time, but I know it wouldn't make a difference. Least she would be in a better place... but i would feel very very alone D:
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
What? no..
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Picking my nose XDD that's soemthing that I would give up
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
None of my friends are very close but Heather i guess
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Complete isolation
46. What size is your bed?
It's a twin long at college and a double at home
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Because somebody decided to nail it down?
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese duhhh........
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To live closer to my gf
50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Communication is the key to a healthy relationship.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Humans
53. Does size matter?
Not to me... i'd rather have boobs small than nasty like my mom's
54. Do you have any STDs?
no
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?I don't know
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?I don't know, everything XD

57. What’s your favorite position?Her vagina in my face any position but her laying down and me on my stomach seems hot

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
yes what the heck
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Nope
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
NOwhere XD
61. How often do you masturbate?
Depends... at least once a week sometimes once every other day, sometimes days in a row,
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yes
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Wow idk maybe 13 years of my life? Before i knew what it was XD
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yes?
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?I applied for a fruit job at a grocery store
67. Did you get it? They said i would have gotten it if i wasn't going to college

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
yes
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Nose whistles that men make when they have boogers in their nose, PICK IT OUT GOSH DANG IT
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes i live on a farm

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Gezzunheit
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Taylor.... and I would have spent more time with my horses
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
No i used to though
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Lots
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
10 over
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Errrrrr I do lots of things while I think nobody is looking
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Lil from Rugrats because I just randomly picked her. Not as a baby though
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Nothing really, except being lazy with household chores
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
vomit
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
HAHAHAHA that's funny XD
81. What was your nickname in high school?
I didn't have one
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Closeted because i am
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Well the whole LGBTU thing on FB and lots of people saw it was a big impact on my life
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love our ability to love and I hate our ability to hate
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
I was about 1-2nd grade and we went to Mississippi to see my cousin
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?I go to the bathroom

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Gah idk, maybe Australia...
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Fat America
89. Do you think you are selfish?
Everybody is at least a little selfish, so yes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
I've done that before
91. What is your favorite drink?
Favorite drink? That's hard to choose but i like OJ
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Carrots
93. What is the last book you read?
King of the Wind
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
too many to count
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I don't understand, I get something i desire? I want to go to the bathroom right now
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Closeted XD
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
tall in love
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
my mother
99. What is your greatest weakness?
Many.... jealousy probalby
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
0?