[FoxyFemboy]

To begin with, get a dozen iced donuts (messier the better), a large tub of frosting, a whole cake and a can of whipped cream. Cling wrap will also be needed.

Have at least a slight need to pee before beginning, and should have had a tea or coffee as well as 500ml water. cling wrap over the toilet seat so that there's a firm layer covering everything. It needs to be covered well enough to eat off of. Additionally cut a small hole that you can put your dick into if you were to sit down and pee. Make it about coin sized, no bigger. Now, let's decorate this porcelain cake!

Start by placing the cake in the hole of the seat. The cling wrap should keep it suspended well. If it sinks at all, you probably didn't use enough. It needs to be solid. Surround the cake and any spot where the cling wrap covering the hole shows with donuts, and leave one donut perfectly positioned on the hole of the cling wrap (you'll be pissing through this later!). Next use the icing to slather the rim of the seat very, very thickly, and also coat the cake and donuts thoroughly even if they're already well frosted. Finally, coat everything in a fun later of whipped cream, all the gaps should be filled in first though!

Don't put the lid down. You'll be using this toilet to piss by sitting down if you get too desperate. Alternatively you might just piss yourself. Either way there'll be no going anywhere but that toilet if you get the desperate need to pee. Of course, you'll be peeing through the hole! If you muck up too much the punishment will be worse, be warned... Because you'll be eating that donut afterwards, replacing it with another (keep a few to do this with in the packet) and not cleaning up at all! In fact, this will be your toilet for the next 3 uses in which you must be desperate to pee before going!

To assist with this need to pee, you'll be drinking 500ml per 30 minutes (though keep an eye on your water intoxication). After the 4 total times you used the toilet, you have to shovel all that fun mess into your pants (and I mean all of it!) and you must wait for one more desperate pee. But your pants aren't coming off! Because you'll have used a belt this time around, and taped up the waist and leg holes thoroughly. No escape, only a humiliating muck in your pants.

Only then after you have pissed yourself and rubbed to orgasm through your pants may you undo the tape and belt and be free. Enjoy nerd~