1. How long is your left big toe in centimeters?
4cm
2. What is on and/or inside your nightstand right now?
On the night stand, a lamp, a radio alarm clock Bluetooth speaker with a bill in wireless charger and a kindle papperwhite. Inside my underwear and socks
3. How large is the booger you can pick from your nose right now?
There aren't any up my nose right now
4. How many pieces of toilet paper do you usually use when you wipe your arse?
5 or 6
5. What does your right finger smell like right now?
Marshmallow, the smell of my soap
6. If you stand up straight in the shower and look down, can you see your toes?
Yes
7. What color is your ass right now?
I don't know, as colored
8. Do you currently have any dirt under your fingernails?
No
9. Can you suck on your own nipples?
If I wanted to yes
10. How clean is your underwear at this very moment?
Very I'm not wearing any
11. On a scale of 1 to 10, how weirdly intimate did you find these questions?
A 4 maybe